King Missile “How To Remember Your Dreams”
In order to remember your dreams,
You must think of them as if they were little kittens.
When you wake up in the morning,
Before you get out of bed,
Sit up and say,
“Here, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty.
Here, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty.
Here, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty.
Here, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty.
Here, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty.”
If this doesn’t work,
You must go into the kitchen and pour out a saucer of cream.
Place it by the foot of the bed and say,
“Here, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty.
Here, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty.
Here, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty.
Here, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty.
Here, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty.
Here, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty.
Here, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty.”
When the kitty gets the cream, The dream is remembered.
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wow….perfect style. I love it. You are fantastic.
too many compliments? Yeah I love this genre, but I love them all when they express tenderness and charm!
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I love your compliments Principessa! 😀
When I first started reading your How to remember your dreams before listening to video I thought is he serious and started laughing. Took it seriously. Then I listened to video and said is he serious? I enjoyed post.
BE ENCOURAGED! BE BLESSED!
I’m not how sure how serious this is either. Probabaly we won’t be able to find many scientific studies that support this assertion… (and I don’t have a cat, so I can’t conduct a test).
Thank you…now I know.
It’s always good to know things 😀 Might come in handy some day.
No harm trying 🙂
Exactly.
🙂
This is so funny but if it works … why not? 🙂
I loved your post on MMC! Very creative!
Thank you Laura! 🙂
you’re welcome! 🙂
could be worth trying 🙂
Yes, why not? (but you remember your dreams anyway, so you don’t really have to). 😀